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Looking for the latest information from Lions Club International headquarters? Visit the following sections for news and events:

  • Newsroom - posts news releases and other timely information.
  • Calendar of Events - lists the year's events, programs and deadlines.
  • Convention - includes host city resources, registration forms, Online Convention and exhibitor information.
  • Leadership Development - highlights development opportunities for current and future Lions leaders. Visit the Lions Learning Center and assess your leadership style through the Lions Leadership Course.
  • THE LION - features articles from the headquarters edition, provides contacts for audio formats and information on how to submit photos and stories.
  • PR Tools - links to resources to promote Lions club activities. Includes sample news releases, Club & District PR Chairperson Guides, public service announcements (PSAs) and more.
Last Updated on Friday, 27 April 2007 12:46  

Newsflash

Animals in the Fridge!

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

3) The Lions are hosting an animal convention, all the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

4) There is a river you must cross. But it is usually filled with crocodiles. The big sign reads: Danger - Swim at own Risk! How do you manage it?
You just swim across -- all the crocodiles are attending the Lions Convention.