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From the Crime Desk .. Report:
Somehow all the toilets have been stolen from the University of Magrath! So far, the crime is unsolved as the police report they really have nothing to go on. :>
Last Updated on Tuesday, 24 March 2009 04:40  

Newsflash

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

Indecision is the key to flexibility.