Magrath Lions Club
.. We Serve .. Pancakes, at Food Drives, Playgrounds all around Magrath, Alberta, Canada ..
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| A guy and his Lions Seeing Eye Dog go into a barroom. The bartender says, "Hey, get that dog out of here... we don't allow dogs in here." Wait a minute, the guy says, "This is no ordinary dog ! This is 'Plato' the talking dog !" "Yeah, sure" says the bartender. I'll prove it to you," says the guy. "Plato... what's on top of a building?" "ROOF !" says the dog. "Look," says the bartender, "just how dumb do you think I am?" "Wait a minute," says the guy. "Plato, how does sandpaper feel?" "RUFF !" says the dog. "Do I have 'stupid' tattooed across my forehead or something," says the bartender. "Now get that dog out of here! " "Wait.. I'm not through", says the guy. "Plato, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "RUTH !" says the dog. "That does it !! " says the bartender, and he throws them both out on the street. Outside, the dog looks at his owner and says, "Do you think I should have gone with DiMaggio?" Our dogs are smart .. and besides, they would allowed in there even if they don't talk. |
